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hihungrymynamesdad asked: Oh, oh, oh! Can I roll the bones, please?

offbeat-classes:

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Diamond Scientist

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Multifaceted Research
  • Trigon Laser Field
  • Unbreakable Insight

Enjoy your new life of BEING A GEOLOGIST’S BEST FRIEND

pocketfullofaces:

Hi guys hi! Can we talk about a thing? It’s a thing I find really important to me at least, but don’t see people spreading it around much, so I’m gonna write a thing about it!

So ships are great right? Lots of great ships in the Marvel universe, yes, tru fax.

There’s Stony aka Steve and Tony, there’s Science Bros aka Tony and Bruce, there’s Hulkeye aka Clint and Bruce and of course there is the beauty that is Pepperony AKA Tony and Pepper. And that’s not even all of it! But those are the most relevant ones to this post. Yes, yes, lots of great ships there. But you know who is also very shippable and who I don’t, sadly, see on my dash a lot?

This guy right here

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James Rupert Rhodes alias Rhodey alias War Machine alias Iron Patriot and he is v shippable, I’m gonna show you!

There’s Rhodey with Tony obvs, aka Iron Husbands

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woah what is even personal space yes Tony appreciate the stubble

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yep normal bff action mmm casual embraces

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look ok Pepper might’ve literally held Tony’s heart but so did Rhodey

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hug

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Look what cuties these two can be! All the comfort and stability that could come into poor Tony’s life out of this ship makes my heart flutter with happiness and fluff!

And most of all:

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Such caring, very sob.

And it’s not just Tony and Rhodey either! Because Rhodey gets stuff done outside of Tony, too! There’s plenty other ships!

For one Rhodey and Bruce are a thing one could ship

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Did you know Rhodey and Clint are actually canonically very good friends?

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Did you know that Rhodey and Bucky are a thing, too? Source for art behind this link clickity click!

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And Rhodey and Sam!

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Even Rhodey and Pepper are shippable!

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Oh look Rhodey’s had a thing with Carol Danvers in canon wowowow you have to be a real bamf to score Carol ok!

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Carol knows what we’re talking about!

See, I support the right for people to ship whatever the frickadoodle they want, but it makes my Iron Husbands shipper heart sad, when the tag that is supposed to be Tony’s and Rhodey’s tag is filled with Stony. And Stony is all fine and good, but us Iron Husband shippers want our corner of the world, too! So can we please stop forgetting that Rhodey exists and give him some love?

Please help me spread some Rhodey love because love him, I do! pls gr8 thank ilu all! Spread the love not the hate and be well friends!

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okaytoast:

if gavin’s a good boy maybe he’ll get an extra hour

ryanksl:

actuallytroybolton:

imperffectly-perfect:

dianne-donut:

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.

The sky was breathtaking. 

omg

I’m in love

but click on the picture

Woahh

dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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rnackleman:

i felt the need to make a tshirt design because there are people who think the A in LGBTQIAP+ is for ally 

on redbubble

On deviantart

redheadedrevolutionary:

the-porcelain-empress.tumblr.com more like literal nazi scum.

Can we just talk about how heinous she is for a moment?

Trigger warnings for transphobia, racism, ableism and the literal nazi status she holds.

[x] The most blatant and disgusting display of transphobia I’ve seen in a while

[x] A notable hatred for otherkin

[x] Is a literal fucking Nazi who thinks Hitler is cute

[x] Is racist towards middle eastern peoples [tw for gore]

[x] Slut shames.

[x] Is anti Semetic even outside of the Hitler support, which is an accomplishment on it’s own

[x] Uses homophobic slurs

[x] Is racist to native Americans [i.e: me]

[x] Opposes feminists

[x] More hypocritical racism

[x] Thinks 9-11 was a “good time”

[x] thinks asexuality and all people on the ace spectrum are false [to put it nicely]

[x] Aaaaaaand fat shames.

Please, for the love of god, help me block them and get them removed from tumblr? they’re just not a good person, and certainly not the sort of person we want here. Don’t go on their blog if you aren’t ready for it, it gets much worse.

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

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madmadsmadly:

i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

jailor:

i dont think yall realise its illegal to take a picture of someone and put it on a social media site without asking their permission and i know thats really cliche of me to say but i mean honestly stop taking pictures of strangers you find attractive and putting it on tumblr

dimpleforyourthoughts:

exchanging phone numbers with tumblr friends is the equivalent to finally getting to third base with your significant other irl like it’s got a huge emotional buildup of anticipation im being ridiculous but thats what it feels like

ssophoo:

Tito is that you? 

eridanamporhella:

so some kid asked for nudes